hi, my name is melissa and im a piece of shit :]

hi, my name is melissa and im a piece of shit :]

You’ve fucking got to be kidding me. After all that you did to me, why the hell would you be wondering whose kissing me now?
- Grieves (via versteur)

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- I cannot stand you.
- I need advice.
- Put a photo?
♣ - I hate your tumblr.
● - I admire you very much.
♥ - Will you marry me?
- I love you.
☺ - I’m too ashamed to talk to you.
 - Wish you were mine.
 - You are ridiculous.
 - Your tumblr is one of my favorites!
₪  - Leave tumblr. You are weak.
- Age?
- Sexual orientation?
❈ - Last song you listened?
▲ - Favorite Number?
- Your perfect girl/boy?

Pretty Please :(

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Silly face and gold eyeliner

Silly face and gold eyeliner


but first let me take a selfie


*deletes selfie*

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If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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